January 2011
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Emails from Pop Pop
Subject: Remembering Abbott and Costello
The presidents of China and U.S. approach their podiums (podia?) to address the TV audience and the following discourse takes place between the TV anchor and the TV director:
Who’s on first? Hu
Yes, who?
Hu
Come on! Need to know Who
Hu?
You?
No, Hu
Oh,Bama?
Hu Obama on second?
Who?
Hu?
He’s on first
Speaking of teenagers, looks like one of our hometown high schools in Memphis has the horrific distinction of having 90 pregnant students so far this year. Excellent work, Mayor. Looks like they are starting some safe sex programming but wow…why did it take this long?
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Rooftop farms on top of grocery stores which then sell the fresh product. No idea what the feasibility might be but could not love the concept more.
Let's Get This Straight →
noraleah:
There is, demonstrably, no leftist equivalent to Sarah Palin, former veep candidate and presumed future presidential candidate, who uses gun imagery (rifle sights) and language (“Don’t Retreat, RELOAD”) to exhort her followers to action. There is no leftist equivalent to the Council of Conservative Citizens (CCC), a group which was created from the mailing list of the old white...
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doppelganging
pinkindiaink:
Fun fact: when I wake up in the morning, I look just like Rich Tong.
You’re both adorable. So there’s that.
iPhones are kind of like wands for muggles
– Jack Wlezien (via annielz)
landacalrissian:
John Stewart of The Daily Show proves that Obama is like Luke Skywalker.
Nerdslam.
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